Statement: You don’t have the body to wear a bikini.
Response: You don’t have the vocabulary to understand half the shit I say.
Statement: Women belong in the kitchen.
Response: Sexists belong in shallow graves in my backyard.
Statement: You’re a slut.
Response: No, I’m attractive and charming. You should try it sometime.
Statement: You aren’t very ladylike.
Response: I have tits and vagina. Those are the only requirements to be a lady, last I checked.
Statement: You’re fat.
Response: Go fuck yourself.
Statement: You’re a bitch.
Response: Cool, I’ll be sure to file that under Shit I Already Knew.
Statement: Wouldn’t you rather be working than at home with your kids/at home with your kids than working?
Response: Wouldn’t you rather be minding your own fucking business?